The Brandi Love Fleshlight has been released and, boy, is it different than I expected.
If you’re not familiar with Brandi, she’s been able to make herself the ultimate MILF. The 40+ year-old American porn star proves age is just a number.
She’s originally of Polish and German descent with massive 34 DD breasts that certainly don’t hurt. She’s 5′ 7″ and came into the world of adult film into her 30s and then just to prove how good she is, she’s won MILF Performer and Best Cougar multiple times.
The babe been known for her swinger circles for years and is very open about her thoughts on relationships so the Brandi Love Fleshlight will help you swing your dick right into her.
Brandi’s Fleshlight uses the new Heartthrob texture for the lady and Shameless for the butt. I’ll cover the Heartthrob sleeve here since that’s the one I purchased for this review.
Now, even at first glance you’ll notice this is an extremely unique texture. Unlike some other sleeves that include a variety of different textures as you get deeper into it, the Heartthrob keeps is quite consistent. I wondered how that would affect the intensity of the strokes.
After using it several times, I can report that it’s definitely not what I expected. It’s got a very tight opening so as soon as you enter, you almost feel like you’re entering Brandi Love’s forbidden space. As you push in further, it actually widens a bit so you immediately get a sense of comfort being surrounded by the walls.
The singular texture is snug so it manages to keep the intensity consistent throughtout the session. And what you’ll notice is that the top walls are slightly different than the bottom half so depending on the position you come in, you’ll get a slightly different experience each time. It’s certainly intense and each time I’ve had a slightly different experience.
If you enjoy a tight and intense experience, I definitely recommend the Brandi Love Fleshlight. She may just be my new heartthrob.
The Alina Lopez Fleshlight we had been waiting for launched this week — and you know what that means, we finally got our hands on it for a test drive!
Before I get into the review, let’s quickly make sure you know who Alina is. She’s a 26-year-old porn star who was voted Hottest Newcomer by AVN in 2019. She’s been racking up the recognition since and this sweetheart who is half Mexican and half Irish grew up in a conservative Mormon household.
And you know what that means. She was eager to rebel! In fact, before she joined the adult industry she was a model and a talented gymnast who won several state championships in Arizona. That’s a welcome talent in the bedroom.
Now that you’re well acquainted let’s get into our Alina Lopez Fleshlight review. Fleshlight released both a Butt and Lady orfice modeled after Alina. I opted for the Lady and I’ll explain why.
Alina is rather petite so I expected the sleeve to already have a higher intensity feel and fit than some others and that proved to be a good choice. So unless you want an extremely intense feel, I would recommend the Lady.
There’s two sleeve textures with Mia’s name on it: Boss-Level and the Lvl Up. I’d like to have reviewed both but after seeing the Lvl Up combo sleeve texture (displayed below), I couldn’t help but just appreciate the absurdity of it and wanted to immediately try it.
The texture is littered with everything from pocket holes to ribs, nudges, dots and the whole gamut. But the real test is how it really feels.
I can tell you that in one word: amazing. One of my favorite things is the entrance on this pussy sleeve, it’s just so different than any of the others I’ve tried. It tickles you in all the right places as your head pushes into it.
And once you’re past it, you know the fun is just starting because it’s like a roulette wheel of textures as you stroke in and out of this Fleshlight. I stick to one texture for some time then depending on the length of stroke move to the next when I want a change and then back. It really does feel as good as it sounds.
It maintains a good intensity level while not being too intense and you can vary it with how deep you go to pull yourself back or go right to the edge.
Mia Malkova is great on her own but the Mia Malkova Fleshlight truly is next level. The combo pack comes with the beautiful sleeve itself, a care pack, Fleshlube water and another free Fleshlube sample.
Her sleeve texture is called Crush and the best way to describe it is that it’s a mix of several different textures from other popular Fleshlights.
In fact, it has five distinct chambers. As you enter, you start out in a tight fitting spherical delight that gradually gets more intense.
You then hit a wall of sorts that you’ll have to push through asking you almost as if you dare to push further. That guides you into a four ribbed feel that then transitions into diagonal ribs that are bunched together.
The mix of textures means that you’ll feel multiple sensations with every stroke. So if you’re looking for a variation of intense feels, Ms. Harper is perhaps even better than the real thing.